A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Allāh is the Light of the heavens and the earth.
The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp; the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly [white] star lit from [the oil of] a blessed olive tree, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil would almost glow even if untouched by fire.
Light upon light. Allāh guides to His light whom He wills.
And Allāh presents examples for the people, and Allāh is Knowing of all things.
Koran 24:35
Here’s my improved version:
Allah isn’t the sunlight and moonlight.
Allah is an idol.
And Muhammad isn’t Allah’s light, despite his face.
Qur’an 24:35
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 