A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
24:32 And marry the unmarried among you and the righteous among your male slaves and female slaves.
If they should be poor, Allāh will enrich them from His bounty, and Allāh is all-Encompassing and Knowing.
33 But let them who find not [the means for] marriage abstain [from sexual relations] until Allāh enriches them from His bounty. And those who seek a contract [for eventual emancipation] from among whom your right hands possess1 – then make a contract with them if you know there is within them goodness and give them from the wealth of Allāh which He has given you. And do not compel your slave girls to prostitution, if they desire chastity, to seek [thereby] the temporary interests of worldly life. And if someone should compel them, then indeed, Allāh is [to them], after their compulsion, Forgiving and Merciful.
34 And We have certainly sent down to you distinct verses and examples from those who passed on before you and an admonition for those who fear Allāh.
Koran 24:32-34
Here’s my improved version:
24:32 Let men and women marry freely and for life.
Allah doesn’t give money or babies.
33 Allah doesn’t give anything, he’s an idol.
Also slavery is wrong. Free your slaves.
34 Mo admits his verses come “from those who passed on before you” – the dead? Or worse?
Qur’an 24:32-34
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 