Qur’an 24:30-31

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

24:30 Tell the believing men to reduce [some] of their vision and guard their private parts.

That is purer for them. Indeed, Allāh is [fully] Aware of what they do.

31 And tell the believing women to reduce [some] of their vision and guard their private parts and not expose their adornment except that which [necessarily] appears thereof and to wrap [a portion of] their headcovers over their chests and not expose their adornment [i.e., beauty] except to their husbands, their fathers, their husbands’ fathers, their sons, their husbands’ sons, their brothers, their brothers’ sons, their sisters’ sons, their women, that which their right hands possess [i.e., slaves], or those male attendants having no physical desire, or children who are not yet aware of the private aspects of women.

And let them not stamp their feet to make known what they conceal of their adornment.

And turn to Allāh in repentance, all of you, O believers, that you might succeed.

Koran 24:30-31

Here’s my improved version:

24:30 Notice how both verses start the same, but end differently. It could easily be made simpler, like:

“Tell the believers to reduce their vision and guard their private parts.”

31 Muhammad gabbles and forgot: “That is purer for them. Indeed, Allāh is [fully] Aware of what they do.”

The phrase “stamp their feet” is a local idiom about women wearing bells around their ankles and having bare feet.

Qur’an 24:30-31

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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