A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:117 And whoever invokes besides Allāh another deity for which he has no proof – then his account is only with his Lord.
Indeed, the disbelievers will not succeed.
118 And, [O Muḥammad], say, “My Lord, forgive and have mercy, and You are the best of the merciful.”
Koran 23:117-118
Here’s my improved version:
23:117 Looks like Allah hasn’t taken care of Muhammad, as he’s dust in the desert, like his stone idol Allah.
118 I wonder who is second-best?
Muhammad in his blather implies other gods with his idol.
Qur’an 23:117-118
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 