A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:105 [It will be said], “Were not My verses recited to you and you used to deny them?”
106 They will say, “Our Lord, our wretchedness overcame us, and we were a people astray. 107 Our Lord, remove us from it, and if we were to return [to evil], we would indeed be wrongdoers.”
108 He will say, “Remain despised therein and do not speak to Me. 109 Indeed, there was a party of My servants who said,
‘Our Lord, we have believed, so forgive us and have mercy upon us, and You are the best of the merciful.’
110 But you took them in mockery to the point that they made you forget My remembrance, and you used to laugh at them. 111 Indeed, I have rewarded them this Day for their patient endurance – that they are the attainers [of success].”
112 [Allāh] will say, “How long did you remain on earth in number of years?”
113 They will say, “We remained a day or part of a day; ask those who enumerate.”
114 He will say, “You stayed not but a little – if only you had known. 115 Then did you think that We created you uselessly and that to Us you would not be returned?”
116 So exalted is Allāh, the Sovereign, the Truth; there is no deity except Him, Lord of the Noble Throne.
Koran 23:105-116
Here’s my improved version:
23:105 I wonder why Allah is quoting himself?
And why is Allah referring to himself as Muhammad (“recited to you”)?
106 They speak Qur’an better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
107 Such perfection for Muhammad’s tribe to speak as one person, just like Muhammad.
108 Muhammad, pretending to be Allah, is full of pride for his Muslims:
109 Muhammad, pretending to be his Muslims, boasts.
110 The disbelievers already remembered Allah and were worshippers of that stone idol. Later, Muhammad invaded, murdered some and forced the rest into Islam, so they became good Muslims.
111 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
112 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
113 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
114 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
115 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
116 Nothing happened for 1400 years.
Qur’an 23:105-116
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 