A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:99 [For such is the state of the disbelievers] until, when death comes to one of them, he says, “My Lord, send me back 100 That I might do righteousness in that which I left behind.”
No! It is only a word he is saying; and behind them is a barrier until the Day they are resurrected.
101 So when the Horn is blown, no relationship will there be among them that Day, nor will they ask about one another.
102 And those whose scales are heavy [with good deeds] – it is they who are the successful.
103 But those whose scales are light – those are the ones who have lost their souls, [being] in Hell, abiding eternally.
104 The Fire will sear their faces, and they therein will have taut smiles.
Koran 23:99-104
Here’s my improved version:
23:99 People do not speak 100 when they are dead.
Is that barrier 1400 years of nothing happening?
Or the vertical distance between the grave and freshwater sea in the sky?
101 Relationships are genetic (supposedly a creation of Allah), family (supposedly a creation of Allah) and by choice (supposedly forbidden by Allah).
Also Muhammad forgot that earlier he has the good and bad Muslims talk to each, much like Muhammad does.
102 The Egyptian scale of the dead is also imaginary, 103 just like Muhammad’s scale.
104 For now, imagine the Joker’s smile – it’s easier on your sanity.
Qur’an 23:99-104
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 