A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:91 Allāh has not taken any son, nor has there ever been with Him any deity.
[If there had been], then each deity would have taken what it created, and some of them would have [sought to] overcome others.
Exalted is Allāh above what they describe [concerning Him].
92 [He is] Knower of the unseen and the witnessed, so high is He above what they associate [with Him].
Koran 23:91-92
Here’s my improved version:
23:91 Idols do not take sons (or daughters, wife, pet lion or 360 friends).
Allah can’t even keep his temple, the Kaaba in Mecca free of idols. If he was real, surely he could clean?
92 Allah didn’t see that people would associate a wife, daughters, a pet lion, 360 idols and more with him.
Perhaps his eyes were closed.
Or Muhammad was removing the other idols.
Qur’an 23:91-92
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 