A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:84 Say, [O Muḥammad], “To whom belongs the earth and whoever is in it, if you should know?”
85 They will say, “To Allāh.”
Say, “Then will you not remember?”
86 Say, “Who is Lord of the seven heavens and Lord of the Great Throne?”
87 They will say, “[They belong] to Allāh.”
Say, “Then will you not fear Him?”
88 Say, “In whose hand is the realm of all things – and He protects while none can protect against Him – if you should know?”
89 They will say, “[All belongs] to Allāh.”
Say, “Then how are you deluded?”
90 Rather, We have brought them the truth, and indeed they are liars.
Koran 23:84-90
Here’s my improved version:
23:84 The Earth belongs to us.
85 Looks like Muhammad’s prophecy failed on me.
I don’t remember Allah at all.
86 No one is. These are imaginary places and an imaginary item.
87 Looks like Muhammad’s prophecy failed on me.
Why should I fear an idol and a lying, false prophet?
88 Allah hasn’t protected me. As for threats from Allah, I have insurance and a modest amound of wisdom.
89 Looks like Muhammad’s prophecy failed on me.
90 Muhammad brought lies, supposedly from an idol.
Qur’an 23:84-90
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 