A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:76 And We had gripped them with suffering [as a warning], but they did not yield to their Lord, nor did they humbly supplicate, [and will continue thus] 77 Until when We have opened before them a door of severe punishment, immediately they will be therein in despair.
78 And it is He who produced for you hearing and vision and hearts [i.e., intellect]; little are you grateful.
79 And it is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.
80 And it is He who gives life and causes death, and His is the alternation of the night and the day.
Then will you not reason?
81 Rather, they say like what the former peoples said.
82 They said, “When we have died and become dust and bones, are we indeed to be resurrected? 83 We have been promised this, we and our forefathers, before; this is not but legends of the former peoples.”
Koran 23:76-83
Here’s my improved version:
23:76 Muhammad caused famine.
77 Nothing happened.
78 Allah didn’t.
79 Allah didn’t.
80 Allah didn’t.
81 The “former people” are better writers of Koran than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
82 Muhammad’s tribe are all dead, they’re dust and bones and they’re aren’t resurrected. 83 They were promised this, them and their forefathers, before, this is not but the lies of Muhammad the Mad.
Qur’an 23:76-83
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 