Qur’an 23:57-61

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

23:57 Indeed, they who are apprehensive from fear of their Lord

58 And they who believe in the signs of their Lord

59 And they who do not associate anything with their Lord

60 And they who give what they give while their hearts are fearful1 because they will be returning to their Lord –

61 It is those who hasten to good deeds, and they outstrip [others] therein.

Koran 23:57-61

Here’s my improved version:

23:57 Your 3 sons, 19 grandsons, a gilded swimming pool and a Bugatti Veyron are in the mail!

58 Those see me,

59 those love me,

60 those do good,

61 those do good!

Qur’an 23:57-61

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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