A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:51 [Allāh said], “O messengers, eat from the good foods and work righteousness. Indeed I, of what you do, am Knowing. 52 And indeed this, your religion, is one religion, and I am your Lord, so fear Me.”
53 But they [i.e., the people] divided their religion among them into portions [i.e., sects] – each faction, in what it has, rejoicing.
54 So leave them in their confusion for a time.
55 Do they think that what We extend to them of wealth and children 56 Is [because] We hasten for them good things?
Rather, they do not perceive.
Koran 23:51-56
Here’s my improved version:
23:51 If Allah says this 52 then who says the rest of the passage?
53 I wonder who “they” are?
54 Jews? But Muhammad and Allah don’t speak their language?
55 Christians? But Muhammad and Allah don’t speak their language?
56 Muslims? But Muhammad and Allah don’t speak their languages?
Whoops, ran out of verses to ask questions about these people who have wealth and children (sons) from Allah.
Hint: No one.
Qur’an 23:51-56
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 