A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:42 Then We produced after them other generations.
43 No nation will precede its time [of termination], nor will they remain [thereafter].
44 Then We sent Our messengers in succession.
Every time there came to a nation its messenger, they denied him, so We made them follow one another [to destruction], and We made them narrations.
So away with a people who do not believe.
Koran 23:42-44
Here’s my improved version:
23:42 Husband and wife have sex together and the wife gives birth to a baby. Allah does nothing.
43 No one publishes these times, not even Allah, Muhammad and Jibril. Examine the Koran, no date is mentioned. And you’ll note that Mecca is still around with Muslims worshipping stones.
44 Adam. Jonah. Jesus.
The people of Mecca. Oh wait, they’re a narration in Muhammad’s book and of course, nothing happened from Allah. They were either murdered by Muhammad and his Muslims or forced into Islam.
Qur’an 23:42-44
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 