A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:23 And We had certainly sent Noah to his people, and he said, “O my people, worship Allāh; you have no deity other than Him; then will you not fear Him?”
24 But the eminent among those who disbelieved from his people said, “This is not but a man like yourselves who wishes to take precedence over you; and if Allāh had willed [to send a messenger], He would have sent down angels. We have not heard of this among our forefathers. 25 He is not but a man possessed with madness, so wait concerning him for a time.”
26 [Noah] said, “My Lord, support me because they have denied me.”
27 So We inspired to him, “Construct the ship under Our observation and Our inspiration, and when Our command comes and the oven overflows, put into it [i.e., the ship] from each [creature] two mates and your family, except him for whom the decree [of destruction] has proceeded. And do not address Me concerning those who have wronged; indeed, they are to be drowned. 28 And when you have boarded the ship, you and those with you, then say, ‘Praise to Allāh who has saved us from the wrongdoing people.’ 29 And say, ‘My Lord, let me land at a blessed landing place, and You are the best to accommodate [us].'”
30 Indeed in that are signs, and indeed, We are ever testing [Our servants].
Koran 23:23-30
Here’s my improved version:
23:23 Noah, his family and their people didn’t worship Allah.
24 The eminent’s speech is more important than Allah, Jibril and Muhammad.
25 We must listen to and read the words of the eminent.
26 Nothing happened.
27 Did Muhammad build anything? Obviously not.
28 Nothing happened.
29 Nothing happened.
30 Muhammad was either delusional or ranting.
Qur’an 23:23-30
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 