A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
23:18 And We have sent down rain from the sky in a measured amount and settled it in the earth.
And indeed, We are Able to take it away.
19 And We brought forth for you thereby gardens of palm trees and grapevines in which for you are abundant fruits and from which you eat.
20 And [We brought forth] a tree issuing from Mount Sinai which produces oil and food [i.e., olives] for those who eat.
21 And indeed, for you in livestock is a lesson.
We give you drink from that which is in their bellies, and for you in them are numerous benefits, and from them you eat.
22 And upon them and on ships you are carried.
Koran 23:18-22
Here’s my improved version:
23:18 Floods and tsunamis happen. Allah does nothing.
Doughts happen. Allah does nothing.
19 We plant gardens, orchards and fields. Allah does nothing.
20 We plant olive trees. Allah does nothing.
21 We herd animals. Allah does nothing.
We milk cows (and goats). Allah does nothing.
22 Humans don’t ride on cows.
We make and sail cars, ships, jets and spacecraft. Allah does nothing.
Qur’an 23:18-22
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 