Qur’an 23:1-11

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

23:1 Certainly will the believers have succeeded:

2 They who are during their prayer humbly intent

3 And they who turn away from ill speech

4 And they who are observant of zakāh

5 And they who guard their private parts

6 Except from their wives or those their right hands possess, for indeed, they will not be blamed –

7 But whoever seeks beyond that, then those are the transgressors –

8 And they who are to their trusts and their promises attentive

9 And they who carefully maintain their prayers –

10 Those are the inheritors

11 Who will inherit al-Firdaus.

They will abide therein eternally.

Koran 23:1-11

Here’s my improved version:

23:1 Shahadah, the profession of faith, is the first pillar of Islam;

2 Salah, prayer, is the second pillar;

3 Zakat, almsgiving, is the third pillar;

4 Sawm, fasting during the holy month of Ramadan, is the fourth pillar of Islam;

5 Hajj, the pilgrimage to Makkah, is the fifth pillar and the most significant manifestation of Islamic faith and unity in the world.

6 Thanks to the The Saudi Embassy in the USA for “The Five Pillars Of Islam“.

7 When the Saudi Embassy can do better than Muhammad, who is Allah? Obviously, Muhammad.

8 [Not needed.]

9 [Not needed.]

10 [Not needed.]

11 Muhammad and all of his Muslims are the dust of the desert enjoying nothing.

Qur’an 23:1-11

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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