A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
22:67 For every [religious] community We have appointed rites which they perform.
So, [O Muḥammad], let them [i.e., the disbelievers] not contend with you over the matter but invite [them] to your Lord.
Indeed, you are upon straight guidance.
68 And if they dispute with you, then say, “Allāh is most knowing of what you do. 69 Allāh will judge between you on the Day of Resurrection concerning that over which you used to differ.”
Koran 22:67-69
Here’s my improved version:
22:67 Allah appointed idolatry as a rite to Muhammad’s tribe of idolaters.
68 Muhammad forced them to be Muslims at the point of a sword.
69 Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 22:67-69
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 