A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
22:63 Do you not see that Allāh has sent down rain from the sky and the earth becomes green?
Indeed, Allāh is Subtle and Aware.
64 To Him belongs what is in the heavens and what is on the earth.
And indeed, Allāh is the Free of need, the Praiseworthy.
65 Do you not see that Allāh has subjected to you whatever is on the earth and the ships which run through the sea by His command?
And He restrains the sky from falling upon the earth, unless by His permission.
Indeed Allāh, to the people, is Kind and Merciful.
66 And He is the one who gave you life; then He causes you to die and then will [again] give you life.
Indeed, mankind is ungrateful.
Koran 22:63-66
Here’s my improved version:
22:63 Indeed Allah is stone and is unaware.
64 And indeed, Allah the idol is free of need, unworthy of praise.
65 Indeed Allah is not kind and not merciful.
66 Allah failed to give Muhammad and his Muslims their life again.
Indeed, Allah is unworthy of gratitude.
Qur’an 22:63-66
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 