A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Indeed, Allāh defends those who have believed.
Indeed, Allāh does not like everyone treacherous and ungrateful.
Koran 22:38
Here’s my improved version:
Allah does nothing as he’s just an idol.
After all, did Allah defend himself against me? Obviously not.
Qur’an 22:38
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 