A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
22:34 And for every [religious] community We have appointed a rite [of sacrifice] that they may mention the name of Allāh over what He has provided for them of [sacrificial] animals.
For your god is one God, so to Him submit.
And, [O Muḥammad], give good tidings to the humble [before their Lord] 35 Who, when Allāh is mentioned, their hearts are fearful, and [to] the patient over what has afflicted them, and the establishers of prayer and those who spend from what We have provided them.
Koran 22:34-35
Here’s my improved version:
22:34 I wonder what this “rite” is for Islam? Christianity? Judaism? The idol of Allah that Muhammad worshipped before he invented Islam?
35 I wonder how Muhammad obeys himself when he’s speaking this order?
Well I guess I won’t know because he’s been dead for 1400 years.
Qur’an 22:34-35
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 