A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
22:32 That [is so].
And whoever honors the symbols [i.e., rites] of Allāh – indeed, it is from the piety of hearts.
33 For you therein [i.e., the animals marked for sacrifice] are benefits for a specified term; then their place of sacrifice is at the ancient House.
Koran 22:32-33
Here’s my improved version:
22:32 That! [My version is more exciting.]
What symbols of Allah? Can’t these been drawn?
🐄 See? I can put in an emoji of a cow 🐮 and thus exceed Allah 🗿.
33 Animal sacrifice is wrong.
Qur’an 22:32-33
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 