A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
That [has been commanded], and whoever honors the sacred ordinances of Allāh – it is best for him in the sight of his Lord.
And permitted to you are the grazing livestock, except what is recited to you.
So avoid the uncleanliness of idols and avoid false statement,
Koran 22:30
Here’s my improved version:
The grazing livestock of others is not permitted to Muslims.
Or, do not steal.
Qur’an 22:30
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
