A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
22:25 Indeed, those who have disbelieved and avert [people] from the way of Allāh and [from] al-Masjid al-Ḥarām, which We made for the people – equal are the resident therein and one from outside – and [also] whoever intends [a deed] therein1 of deviation [in religion] by wrongdoing – We will make him taste of a painful punishment.
26 And [mention, O Muḥammad], when We designated for Abraham the site of the House, [saying], “Do not associate anything with Me and purify My House for those who perform ṭawāf1 and those who stand [in prayer] and those who bow and prostrate. 27 And proclaim to the people the ḥajj [pilgrimage]; they will come to you on foot and on every lean camel; they will come from every distant pass – 28 That they may witness [i.e., attend] benefits for themselves and mention the name of Allāh on known [i.e., specific] days over what He has provided for them of [sacrificial] animals. So eat of them and feed the miserable and poor. 29 Then let them end their untidiness and fulfill their vows and perform ṭawāf around the ancient House.”
Koran 22:25-29
Here’s my improved version:
22:25 Am I one of the people of Muhammad? I am “outside” after all.
If I’m not (hint: I’m not) then this means that the people are Muhammad’s tribe, not Muslims.
26 Abraham disobeyed Allah.
27 Abraham disobeyed Allah.
28 Abraham disobeyed Allah.
29 Abraham disobeyed Allah.
Obviously Abraham was not a follower of Allah, thus Islam is false.
Qur’an 22:25-29
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
