Qur’an 22:23-24

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

22:23 Indeed, Allāh will admit those who believe and do righteous deeds to gardens beneath which rivers flow.

They will be adorned therein with bracelets of gold and pearl, and their garments therein will be silk.

24 And they had been guided [in worldly life] to good speech, and they were guided to the path of the Praiseworthy.

Koran 22:23-24

Here’s my improved version:

22:23 Nothing happened.

24 They, like Muhammad, are dust in the desert. The only gold they have, is the golden dunes.

Golden dunes
Qur’an 22:23-24

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm a Labour/Zero, AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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