A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Do you not see [i.e., know] that to Allāh prostrates whoever is in the heavens and whoever is on the earth and the sun, the moon, the stars, the mountains, the trees, the moving creatures and many of the people?
But upon many the punishment has been justified.
And he whom Allāh humiliates – for him there is no bestower of honor.
Indeed, Allāh does what He wills.
Koran 22:18
Here’s my improved version:
No one and nothing prostrates to Allah.
Even the Muslims only prostrate to the black stone.
No one and nothing suffers any punishment for this.
Nor does Allah the idol humiliate anyone.
Nor does Allah bestow honour.
Indeed, Allah does nothing, as he’s an idol, now dust.
Qur’an 22:18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
