A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
22:5 O people, if you should be in doubt about the Resurrection, then [consider that] indeed, We created you from dust, then from a sperm-drop, then from a clinging clot, and then from a lump of flesh, formed and unformed – that We may show you.
And We settle in the wombs whom We will for a specified term, then We bring you out as a child, and then [We develop you] that you may reach your [time of] maturity.
And among you is he who is taken in [early] death, and among you is he who is returned to the most decrepit [old] age so that he knows, after [once having] knowledge, nothing.
And you see the earth barren, but when We send down upon it rain, it quivers and swells and grows [something] of every beautiful kind.
6 That is because Allāh is the True Reality and because He gives life to the dead and because He is over all things competent
7 And [that they may know] that the Hour is coming – no doubt about it – and that Allāh will resurrect those in the graves.
Koran 22:5-7
Here’s my improved version:
22:7 Nothing happened for 1400 years, therefore
6 You know that Allah is a lie, he doesn’t give life and Muhammad is incompetent and stupid, a liar.
5 Muhammad’s ignorance about embryology.
Qur’an 22:5-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 