A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
22:1 O mankind, fear your Lord.
Indeed, the convulsion of the [final] Hour is a terrible thing.
2 On the Day you see it every nursing mother will be distracted from that [child] she was nursing, and every pregnant woman will abort her pregnancy, and you will see the people [appearing] intoxicated while they are not intoxicated; but the punishment of Allāh is severe.
Koran 22:1-2
Here’s my improved version:
22:1 How does Muhammad speak to all “mankind”?
Muhammad and his audience are all dust in the ground.
None experienced what Muhammad threatened here.
2 We’ve experienced lots of earthquakes since Muhammad died, there’s been no warner to us from the idol Allah.
Qur’an 22:1-2
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 