A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
21:98 Indeed, you [disbelievers] and what you worship other than Allāh are the firewood of Hell.
You will be coming to [enter] it.
99 Had these [false deities] been [actual] gods, they would not have come to it, but all are eternal therein.
100 For them therein is heavy sighing, and they therein will not hear.
101 Indeed, those for whom the best [reward] has preceded from Us – they are from it far removed.
102 They will not hear its sound, while they are, in that which their souls desire, abiding eternally.
103 They will not be grieved by the greatest terror, and the angels will meet them, [saying], “This is your Day which you have been promised” –
Koran 21:98-103
Here’s my improved version:
21:98 Nothing happened.
Muhammad and his tribe are dust in the desert.
99 Muhammad claims that idols are real and will be eternally in “Hell”.
100 Muhammad claims these idols will sigh heavily.
101 Muhammad and his Muslims are dust in the desert.
102 Muhammad and his Muslims are dust in the desert.
103 Muhammad and his Muslims are dust in the desert.
Qur’an 21:98-103
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 