A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
21:36 And when those who disbelieve see you, [O Muḥammad], they take you not except in ridicule,
[saying], “Is this the one who mentions [i.e., insults] your gods?”
And they are, at the mention of the Most Merciful, disbelievers.
37 Man was created of haste [i.e., impatience].
I will show you My signs [i.e., vengeance], so do not impatiently urge Me.
Koran 21:36-37
Here’s my improved version:
21:36 The words of disbelievers are so much more important than the “signs” of Allah.
37 Earlier, man was created from water.
One of the signs of Muhammad (Allah) is contradiction.
Qur’an 21:36-37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 