A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
21:34 And We did not grant to any man before you eternity [on earth]; so if you die – would they be eternal?
35 Every soul will taste death.
And We test you with evil and with good as trial; and to Us you will be returned.
Koran 21:34-35
Here’s my improved version:
21:34 Muhammad claims Allah didn’t do something – that’s because Allah is an idol who does nothing.
35 Muhammad states the obvious and forgets that he has Jesus raised straight to Allah, thus, not tasting death.
A god that sends evil is an evil god.
Also we didn’t come from Allah – we’re created by our parents.
Qur’an 21:34-35
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 