A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
21:26 And they say, “The Most Merciful has taken a son.”
Exalted is He!
Rather, they are [but] honored servants.
27 They cannot precede Him in word, and they act by His command.
28 He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they cannot intercede except on behalf of one whom He approves.
And they, from fear of Him, are apprehensive.
29 And whoever of them should say, “Indeed, I am a god besides Him” – that one We would recompense with Hell.
Thus do We recompense the wrongdoers.
Koran 21:26-29
Here’s my improved version:
21:26 Muhammad confuses the Son with the Daughters.
27 The daughters aren’t the word of Allah, but Jesus is the Word of Allah
28 The daughters intercede for Muhammad.
But, wait, I thought Jibril was male?
29 “Indeed” one of Muhammad’s favourite phrases.
Notice that the daughters of Allah aren’t in Hell. Neither is Jesus.
According to Islam, Jesus is in Heaven with Allah.
Qur’an 21:26-29
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 