A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
21:7 And We sent not before you, [O Muḥammad], except men to whom We revealed [the message], so ask the people of the message [i.e., former scriptures] if you do not know.
8 And We did not make them [i.e., the prophets] forms not eating food, nor were they immortal [on earth].
9 Then We fulfilled for them the promise, and We saved them and whom We willed and destroyed the transgressors.
Koran 21:7-9
Here’s my improved version:
21:7 Jibril speaks to Muhammad to reassure him.
8 not, not, nor.
I’m a little surprised that Muhammad forgot about drinking water, and going to the toilet, but I suppose the desert is everywhere for Muhammad, while water comes from the rain idol Allah, right?
9 What promise? Nothing happened.
Qur’an 21:7-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 