Qur’an 21:1-6

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

21:1 [The time of] their account has approached for the people, while they are in heedlessness turning away.

2 No mention [i.e., revelation] comes to them anew from their Lord except that they listen to it while they are at play 3 With their hearts distracted.

And those who do wrong conceal their private conversation, [saying], “Is this [Prophet] except a human being like you? So would you approach magic while you are aware [of it]?”

4 He said, “My Lord knows whatever is said throughout the heaven and earth, and He is the Hearing, the Knowing.”

5 But they say, “[The revelation is but] a mixture of false dreams; rather, he has invented it; rather, he is a poet. So let him bring us a sign just as the previous [messengers] were sent [with miracles].”

6 Not a [single] city which We destroyed believed before them, so will they believe?

Koran 21:1-6

Here’s my improved version:

21:1 Nothing happened.

2 Muhammad’s tribe mocked him mercilessly.

3 Muhammad had no miracles, except for the miracle of copying and pasting the mockery of himself into his Koran.

4 Muhammad’s words are more important that Allah’s words.

5 Another miracle, the words of Muhammad’s tribe are more important than Allah’s words.

6 Nothing happened.

Oh, but Muhammad the Tyrant grew bored waiting, invaded, murdered those who opposed him and forced everyone into Islam, showing he was a false prophet, his “revelations” were a mixture of false dreams, rather, he had invented it; rather, he was a poet. He had no signs, just lies to deceive.

Qur’an 21:1-6

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.