A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
20:131 And do not extend your eyes toward that by which We have given enjoyment to [some] categories of them, [its being but] the splendor of worldly life by which We test them.
And the provision of your Lord is better and more enduring.
132 And enjoin prayer upon your family [and people] and be steadfast therein.
We ask you not for provision; We provide for you, and the [best] outcome is for [those of] righteousness.
133 And they say, “Why does he not bring us a sign from his Lord?”
Has there not come to them evidence of what was in the former scriptures?
134 And if We had destroyed them with a punishment before him, they would have said, “Our Lord, why did You not send to us a messenger so we could have followed Your verses [i.e., teachings] before we were humiliated and disgraced?”
135 Say, “Each [of us] is waiting; so wait. For you will know who are the companions of the sound path and who is guided.”
Koran 20:131-135
Here’s my improved version:
20:131 Muhammad was insanely greedy and jealous.
Allah provides nothing.
132 Islam is a local cult, created by Muhammad, from paganism.
133 No signs.
134 Nothing happened.
135 Muhammad waited. His tribe waited. Eventually Muhammad the Tyrant grew bored and attacked, murdering those who opposed him and forcing the rest into Islam, so showing he was a false prophet.
Qur’an 20:131-135
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 