A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
20:113 And thus We have sent it down as an Arabic Qur’ān and have diversified therein the warnings that perhaps they will avoid [sin] or it would cause them remembrance.
114 So high [above all] is Allāh, the Sovereign, the Truth. And, [O Muḥammad], do not hasten with [recitation of] the Qur’ān before its revelation is completed to you, and say, “My Lord, increase me in knowledge.”
Koran 20:113-114
Here’s my improved version:
20:113 Jibril talks about the Qur’an again, showing this isn’t it.
114 Muhammad talks, showing his words aren’t the Qur’an.
Blah, blah, blah, Muhammad chatters, inventing nonsense.
Qur’an 20:113-114
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 