Qur’an 20:105-108

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

20:105 And they ask you about the mountains, so say, “My Lord will blow them away with a blast. 106 And He will leave it [i.e., the earth] a level plain; 107 You will not see therein a depression or an elevation.”

108 That Day, they [i.e., everyone] will follow [the call of] the Caller1 [with] no deviation therefrom, and [all] voices will be stilled before the Most Merciful, so you will not hear except a whisper [of footsteps].

Koran 20:105-108

Here’s my improved version:

20:105 Nothing happened.

106 Nothing happened.

107 Nothing happened.

108 Muhammad’s ADHD is painful.

By the way, Muhammad the Mad forgot to publish the dance moves.

I wonder is these are right?

Notice I can and have published these here, but Muhammad, Jibril and Allah, can’t.

Perhaps you can suggest better dance moves for Allah, Jibril and Muhammad?

Qur’an 20:105-108

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.