Qur’an 20:1-8

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

20:1 Ṭā, Hā.

2 We have not sent down to you the Qur’ān that you be distressed

3 But only as a reminder for those who fear [Allāh] –

4 A revelation from He who created the earth and highest heavens,

5 The Beneficent One, Who is established on the Throne.

6 To Him belongs what is in the heavens and what is on the earth and what is between them and what is under the soil.

7 And if you speak aloud – then indeed, He knows the secret and what is [even] more hidden.

8 Allāh – there is no deity except Him. To Him belong the best names.

Koran 20:1-8

Here’s my improved version:

20:1 Mysterious Letters.

2 The demon, Jibril, lies to Muhammad, forgetting the abuse of Muhammad.

3 This shows that Jibril isn’t from Allah.

4 Earth is inside the “heavens”, not below.

5 Jibril still forgets to name Allah.

6 Jibril forgot the seas, lakes and rivers.

7 Notice the threat here – of course, Allah doesn’t hear, he’s an idol.

8 Allah is none, an idol that Muhammad worshipped before Islam.

Qur’an 20:1-8

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.