A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
19:85 On the Day We will gather the righteous to the Most Merciful as a delegation 86 And will drive the criminals to Hell in thirst
87 None will have [power of] intercession except he who had taken from the Most Merciful a covenant.
Koran 19:85-87
Here’s my improved version:
19:85 1400 years later, nothing happened.
86 Though I do suppose being dust in the grave is thirsty work.
87 Not even Muhammad had a covenant or intercession.
Qur’an 19:85-87
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 