A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
19:64 [Gabriel said], “And we [angels] descend not except by the order of your Lord. To Him belongs that before us and that behind us and what is in between. And never is your Lord forgetful – 65 Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them – so worship Him and have patience for His worship. Do you know of any similarity to Him?”
Koran 19:64-65
Here’s my improved version:
19:64 I wonder why the words of Jibril are more important 65 than the words of Allah?
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Do you know of any similarities to this advert?
Qur’an 19:64-65
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 