A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
19:61 [Therein are] gardens of perpetual residence which the Most Merciful has promised His servants in the unseen.
Indeed, His promise has ever been eminent.
62 They will not hear therein any ill speech – only [greetings of] peace – and they will have their provision therein, morning and afternoon.
63 That is Paradise, which We give as inheritance to those of Our servants who were fearing of Allāh.
Koran 19:61-63
Here’s my improved version:
19:61 You can have your own garden or farm.
62 Choose good friends to have this now and you can visit a restaurant for food.
63 Not even Muhammad enjoys these lies he made.
Qur’an 19:61-63
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 