A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
19:34 That is Jesus, the son of Mary – the word of truth about which they are in dispute.
35 It is not [befitting] for Allāh to take a son; exalted is He!
When He decrees an affair, He only says to it, “Be,” and it is.
36 [Jesus said], “And indeed, Allāh is my Lord and your Lord, so worship Him. That is a straight path.”
37 Then the factions differed [concerning Jesus] from among them, so woe to those who disbelieved – from the scene of a tremendous Day.
Koran 19:34-37
Here’s my improved version:
19:34 That is Jesus, the Son of God the Father,…
35 Allah only has daughters, Al Lat, Al Uzza and Manat, by his wife, the sun goddess.
Idols aren’t gods.
36 Jesus didn’t say [Muhammad’s lies here].
37 The “tremendous Day” is Muhammad’s fear-mongering.
Qur’an 19:34-37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 