A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
19:27 Then she brought him to her people, carrying him.
They said, “O Mary, you have certainly done a thing unprecedented. 28 O sister [i.e., descendant] of Aaron, your father was not a man of evil, nor was your mother unchaste.”
29 So she pointed to him.
They said, “How can we speak to one who is in the cradle a child?”
30 [Jesus] said, “Indeed, I am the servant of Allāh. He has given me the Scripture and made me a prophet. 31 And He has made me blessed wherever I am and has enjoined upon me prayer and zakāh as long as I remain alive 32 And [made me] dutiful to my mother, and He has not made me a wretched tyrant. 33 And peace is on me the day I was born and the day I will die and the day I am raised alive.”
Koran 19:27-33
Here’s my improved version:
It’s nice that Mary’s people brought out a cradle for baby Jesus, though he doesn’t need one.
Who does Jesus give “zakat” to when he’s a Jew and Muhammad is yet to be born 600 years later? Allah? The idol in Mecca? To Muhammad’s ancestors?
That “wretched tyrant” is a dig at Pharaoh.
Muhammad confirms that Jesus was resurrected with “the day I will die and the day I am raised alive.”
Qur’an 19:27-33
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 