A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
19:22 So she conceived him, and she withdrew with him to a remote place.
23 And the pains of childbirth drove her to the trunk of a palm tree. She said, “Oh, I wish I had died before this and was in oblivion, forgotten.”
24 But he called her from below her, “Do not grieve; your Lord has provided beneath you a stream. 25 And shake toward you the trunk of the palm tree; it will drop upon you ripe, fresh dates. 26 So eat and drink and be contented. And if you see from among humanity anyone, say, ‘Indeed, I have vowed to the Most Merciful abstention, so I will not speak today to [any] man.'”
Koran 19:22-26
Here’s my improved version:
19:22 Muhammad forgot about Mary’s husband, Joseph and can’t name what “a remote place” is. Maybe it’s Mecca? Can’t be a manger by an inn in Israel.
23 Muhammad repeats the pagan Quraysh beliefs of a pregnant Quraysh woman in labour who is in Mecca.
24 Muhammad pretends to be Jesus miraculously talking while exiting Mary’s private parts and has Allah miraculously create a stream for Mary.
25 I’m sure that “Mary” can work out how to shake a date tree by herself, given that she’s in “a remote place” all by herself.
26 Christians don’t make vows. This shows that baby “Jesus” is Muhammad pretending.
Qur’an 19:22-26
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 