A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
[Read the story online.]
Koran 18:83-99
Here’s my improved version:
He of the two horns, Alexander the Great, a gay pagan, who worshipped idols – and he’s supposedly a prophet of Islam, of Allah the idol, before Muhammad the First Muslim.
Qur’an 18:83-99
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 