A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
18:47 And [warn of] the Day when We will remove the mountains and you will see the earth exposed, and We will gather them and not leave behind from them anyone.
48 And they will be presented before your Lord in rows, [and He will say], “You have certainly come to Us just as We created you the first time. But you claimed that We would never make for you an appointment.”
49 And the record [of deeds] will be placed [open], and you will see the criminals fearful of that within it, and they will say, “Oh, woe to us! What is this book that leaves nothing small or great except that it has enumerated it?”
And they will find what they did present [before them].
And your Lord does injustice to no one.
Koran 18:47-49
Here’s my improved version:
18:47 We break open mountains and leave the earth exposed, not Allah.
48 I don’t understand spoken Arabic, so obviously this is unfair and an injustice to me and all others in my situation.
49 I don’t understand written Arabic, so obviously this is unfair and an injustice to me and all others in my situation.
Also, if Allah can provide a custom book to me and all humans, then he can provide a Koran to me and all humans with less work.
Muhammad was an obvious liar.
Qur’an 18:47-49
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 