A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
18:30 Indeed, those who have believed and done righteous deeds – indeed, We will not allow to be lost the reward of any who did well in deeds.
31 Those will have gardens of perpetual residence; beneath them rivers will flow.
They will be adorned therein with bracelets of gold and will wear green garments of fine silk and brocade, reclining therein on adorned couches.
Excellent is the reward, and good is the resting place.
Koran 18:30-31
Here’s my improved version:
18:30 Indeed – indeed.
Not even Muhammad enjoys this reward.
31 Muhammad and his Muslims “enjoy” the finest sand, lies like dust in the desert.
Qur’an 18:30-31
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 