A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
18:27 And recite, [O Muḥammad], what has been revealed to you of the Book of your Lord.
There is no changer of His words, and never will you find in other than Him a refuge.
28 And keep yourself patient [by being] with those who call upon their Lord in the morning and the evening, seeking His face [i.e., acceptance].
And let not your eyes pass beyond them, desiring adornments of the worldly life, and do not obey one whose heart We have made heedless of Our remembrance and who follows his desire and whose affair is ever [in] neglect.
Koran 18:27-28
Here’s my improved version:
18:27 Abdullah ibn Ziyad explained to him [O Muḥammad] that while he was half-awake or half-asleep, a man appeared before him in his dream and told him that the human voice ought to be used to call the Muslims to prayer.
In addition, the man also taught Abdullah the Adhan along with the manner of saying it.
28 Abdullah ibn Ziyad the prophet after Muhammad who teaches Muhammad the Adhan, who then taught it to Bilal, his slave.
Qur’an 18:27-28
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 