A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
18:6 Then perhaps you would kill yourself through grief over them, [O Muḥammad], if they do not believe in this message, [and] out of sorrow.
7 Indeed, We have made that which is on the earth adornment for it that We may test them [as to] which of them is best in deed.
8 And indeed, We will make that which is upon it [into] a barren ground.
Koran 18:6-8
Here’s my improved version:
18:6 Muhammad feeling suicidal, 1400 years ago. As a reminder, he was poisoned by one of victims for being a liar, false prophet and tyrant.
7 Not that I’m encouraging suicide.
8 Allah or We isn’t the reason for the seasons.
Qur’an 18:6-8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 