Qur’an 17:110-111

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

17:110 Say, “Call upon Allāh or call upon the Most Merciful [ar-Raḥmān]. Whichever [name] you call – to Him belong the best names.”

And do not recite [too] loudly in your prayer or [too] quietly but seek between that an [intermediate] way.

111 And say, “Praise to Allāh, who has not taken a son and has had no partner in [His] dominion and has no [need of a] protector out of weakness; and glorify Him with [great] glorification.”

Koran 17:110-111

Here’s my improved version:

17:110 Why not say it inside your mind, 111 so you can’t be found when you’re “hiding” from your tribe?

Muhammad was annoying his tribe and being anti-social.

Qur’an 17:110-111

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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