A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:101 And We had certainly given Moses nine evident signs, so ask the Children of Israel [about] when he came to them and Pharaoh said to him, “Indeed I think, O Moses, that you are affected by magic.”
102 [Moses] said, “You have already known that none has sent down these [signs] except the Lord of the heavens and the earth as evidence, and indeed I think, O Pharaoh, that you are destroyed.”
103 So he intended to drive them from the land, but We drowned him and those with him all together.
104 And We said after him [i.e., Pharaoh] to the Children of Israel, “Dwell in the land, and when there comes the promise [i.e., appointment] of the Hereafter, We will bring you forth in [one] gathering.”
Koran 17:101-104
Here’s my improved version:
17:101 Ten plagues, not nine signs.
Indeed, Pharaoh was right.
102 Muhammad thinks – in a delusion.
103 The people of Ancient Egypt lived in Egypt.
104 The Hebrews moved out and lived in Israel, not Egypt.
Qur’an 17:101-104
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 