A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:86 And if We willed, We could surely do away with that which We revealed to you.
Then you would not find for yourself concerning it an advocate against Us.
87 Except [We have left it with you] as a mercy from your Lord. Indeed, His favor upon you has ever been great.
88 Say, “If mankind and the jinn gathered in order to produce the like of this Qur’ān, they could not produce the like of it, even if they were to each other assistants.”
89 And We have certainly diversified for the people in this Qur’ān from every [kind of] example, but most of the people refused except disbelief.
Koran 17:86-89
Here’s my improved version:
17:86 Abrogation is Muhammad’s innovation.
It doesn’t come from the idol Allah.
87 Muhammad’s singing isn’t a mercy; particularly when he’s dead.
88 Muslims wrote Muhammad’s Qur’an down in the wrong order. I guess they failed Muhammad’s challenge, right?
89 So this Koran isn’t the same as the Qur’an. Thus the Koran is corrupt, as well as “diversified”.
Qur’an 17:86-89
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 